once upon a time, there was a little boy who loved to chase the chickens. he would sneak up on them at their midday shade and gallivant around with a stick, prodding with little feathers flying about. the chickens didn't like it, needless to say.
so one day, they got together to talk about it.
"i don't like it, i don't like it one bit," said blacky.
"nope, not me neither," said another and they went around like that saying how they didn't like the little boy to chase them.
they made a plan to get the little boy back for scaring them all those times and this is what they did:

the next morning when the little boy went out to the coup to let the chickens out, they all huddled together and when the latch was opened, they flew out one by one, landing on the little boy's head, until all five chickens were perched on the little boy while he scrambled and clucked. "yeelp! yeow!!"

then on the chickens whispered "one, two THREE!" and with that they all pooped on the boy's head! now was he mad or what? the chickens hid in their boxes and rejoiced.

the little boy went inside and told his mom what happened and she said,
"i guess you won't be chasing the chickens anymore--you scared the poop out of them!"

i didn't know i'd do the whole santa routine...but i really quite enjoyed it. i like the moral manipulation of 'you better watch out, you better not cry'. it was actually effective a few times in calming C from a few point-of-no-return fits.
"oh, charlie? you know, santa needs you to be good so you can get presents? uh, uh uh, no crying--you better not cry!"
mark that up on my list of things i never thought i'd do as a parent. the list is becoming an epic novel. but there are some redeeming qualities about the santa claus myth:
1) although slightly twisted, it does demand a certain level of decency from children.
2) children love ritual. i felt like i was making an offering to a hindu god when C and I set the cookies and milk out for santa to eat.
3) it develops a sense of faith and deepens imagination. we don't really get to see santa in the flesh. we just have to belief that he's there and knows our whereabouts and whatabouts at all times.
so when C fumbled through his expanding vocabulary to describe to my mom on the phone the whole santa scenario, i didn't feel one ounce of remorse for having lied to my kid about where his presents come from. i love the sense of wonder bubbling in his voice when he imagines santa squeezing down the chimney and his sincere concern that santa doesn't get his bum bum burned by the fire.
i've even thought about the moment of truth and how i'll handle the accusation that i have indeed lied to C about santa. but it's late now and my mind is doing that tapioca end-of-the-day failure. to be continued...

working vacation

well it's back to work for me. not that i haven't actually been doing the most difficult work for three and a half years now with raising our two children, but today i will be stepping out into the work force for two whole hours. my brother- and sister-in-law opened a restaurant called papa lennon's, a fantastic italian restaurant with a european feel. i haven't waitressed in quite a while, but i look forward to mingling with the public and forming whole sentences with ease instead of pecking through each word slowly so that my son can understand :)

i used to judge housewives as lazy and unsuccessful. i pictured them posting up in front of 'days of our lives', drinking diet coke and painting their toenails while the kids played in the next room. life consistently teaches me not to judge. if i have judgment in my heart toward anyone or thing, i will certainly be placed in their shoes. and in the case of being a housewife, i've been running a marathon in these shoes and i owe a sincere apology for every slanderous thought i've ever had about the domestic woman. hands down, the most challenging job a person could have, and yet the most rewarding. what could be more important than raising functioning, conscious human beings?

i take it all back--today i'm going on vacation and i will return home after my two-hour shift in eager anticipation of my children's smiles.

in-grown grown-ups

reckoning with our inevitably-flawed childhoods is tough work. i got some insight recently while reading a book called 'the drama of the gifted child' by alice miller, PhD. one of her patients described the way her mother was so anxious to return to a professional life that she was silently instructed to 'be a big girl' and take care of herself while mommy got back to her life. she was unconsciously expected to suppress her feelings of longing for her absent mother and commended for her remarkable maturity beyond her years. when she had her own kids, she felt imprisoned by them and her own maternal instincts were left dormant until she discovered that she had been raising a child her whole life--her self.

my heart did that quiver signal of recognition when i read it, not because my mom had to work (although she did, and i was one of those early 'latch-key kids'), but because for as long as i can remember, adults were always commenting on my maturity. my mom's mom died when my mom was only 9. when i came into this world, i think i picked up where my grandmother's mothering left off and became an emotional caretaker for my mother. which isn't to say that my mom was emotionally unstable. i remember my childhood with fondness and my mother with much admiration. but there was an unmistakable sense of responsibility that i assumed at a young age. it was complicated by the fact that my mom had seizures and so i had the additional sense of taking care of her in a very literal and traumatic way.

so i was never one of those teenagers who had their picture-perfect story completed for getting married at such and such age and having x number of kids. in fact, i swore i didn't want kids...and yet when love intoxicates a person, the most natural manifestation (for me) is in the form of creating children. and now i have two beautiful kids that inspire my greatest good every day. but i struggle constantly with feeling overwhelmed by their demands, which i know is natural to some degree. yet how many mothers have the almost-constant support and participation of their husbands? i do...and i still need more.

when i read the example in 'the gifted child', i knew that i was getting some instruction. i searched my heart and saw the wounds--tender, unaddressed and quietly bleeding. best not to draw too much attention to my own needs when everyone else's needs take precedence. i find myself romanticizing the pre-child life, the freedom, the lack of responsibility...but now i know that the unhealthy dwelling upon this impossible utopian dream derives from the fact that i have been raising children my whole life--myself and my mother's 9-year-old child within. so the additional responsibility of my own children became unbearable.

until now. with the light of awareness and the knowledge that i can mourn the loss of my childhood, i have the chance to live vicariously through my children and give them the fantastic playfulness i missed.

i'll be the mommy, you be the daddy

freud says that boys sexualize their mothers. if this is true, then it can also be said that men maternalize their wives. i'm all for designated roles and duties--it really makes a lot of sense as far as running an efficient family machine. but in these days when it almost always takes a double income to support the inflated cost of living, i think men need a little contribution to the double duties of home life.

my husband is actually quite evolved in this regard, and i am thankful every day that his career allows me to stay with the kids. even better is that he has been afforded this rare time as well, so that the kids and i have his constant support. however...something happens to a man when he continually views his wife in the mothering role, some kind of unconscious regression to elementary days of total care. in some ways it's cute when my husband asks for a turn nursing (lol--just kidding!!). no but seriously, i've noticed that by default he leaves his dishes at the table and resumes whatever he was doing before dinner; he takes for granted that every sock and jockey underwear was hand-washed (hand to washing machine) by me. i must concede though--most men wouldn't be able to hang with the co=parenting he accomplishes daily. but please, dishes to the sink at least.

then i must check myself and ask if i too am paternalizing him as my partner. in some ways i suppose i do count on him to be my rock, my protector, etc. but then again, freud's emphasis wasn't so much on girls sexualizing their fathers...but in many ways, i guess i do idealize the father's role. the ability to choose when they are available for the needs of kids; the freedom to pursue career; the satisfaction of making money.

maybe we both revert to our childhood when we get married. we get to play the roles again with (hopefully) more awareness and climb yet another rung on this generational ladder, ascending the heights of consciousness through our children, grandchildren, great grand children, great, great grand...

meet me in the park

am i the only one who feels the profound absence of community, particularly the elders? in italy, neighborhoods congregate daily in the square, around a fountain or by a church at the close of the day. debriefing, drinking beer, wine, water or coffee. the elders sit with their hands folded over a cane; the toddlers squeal as they run and trip over cobble stones; the mothers chat and gossip; the men complain and admire the women. when the last ember of sun is finally extinguished, everyone returns to their homes for dinners and wine, for more talking with extended family, fights and jokes. the households are not quietly subdued in front of televisions, thoughts weighed like wet butterfly wings by the steady stream of electronic voices.

some ancient part of me longs for this scene, knows it deeply and wishes to see it return to my life. i live in a small town of lovely people interested in their spiritual cultivation and furthering the peace of the planet. i'm grateful for my brief passing interactions with them. but i want to see us all gathering in libbey park around the fountain at dusk. i want to see elders assisted by the youth to their loosely-designated benches. i can hear the music of our talented townsfolk and the symphonic tune of children laughing. who could we become if we took part in such a beautiful daily ritual? what global changes could we make just by acknowledging our connectedness right here in our little town?

genetic lottery

my daughter is an even lighter sleeper than i am, if that's possible. it's amazing to see which traits our children inherit. more like a nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat suspense psycho-thriller. did C get my bullish, hot-headed stubbornness? or will H be handed the same blushing shyness of group situations that caused me to fake knee injuries so i didn't have to compete in HS track, even though i practiced every day with the team?

i know now that H for sure inherited my hyper-vigilant sleep patterns. today i was putting her down for a nap, and giving her a little pinky suck. our faces were mirror images--the young and the aged--inches apart. through the narrow slit of my squinting eyes, i saw that she too had her eyes barely open. i opened mine to see if she was just falling asleep, but as soon as she saw the dark hole of my eyes widen her eyes fluttered open. so i closed mine again to their peeping position. and so did she. it wasn't until i all but fell asleep myself, eyes fully closed, that she followed suit.

then, when i leave the room, i must leave ever-so-slowly, lest she sense the pressure change in the room. no joke! if i leave quickly, her acute senses stir and she's looking about to see what in god's name is going on, as if a tornado just tore roof off the bedroom.